Eternal vigilance through modern technology

"Zombie-O-Matic" is an automated advisory system designed to keep Americans informed about the ever-present zombie threat.

Using state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence, Zombie-O-Matic monitors Internet “chatter,” and distributes only the most relevant walking dead information directly to your "buddy list" on the Twitter, or via the "World Wide Web."

So join your local Zombie Patrol, bookmark this site, and rest easy knowing that our strategically dispersed network of self-powered and heavily shielded computer servers will work around the clock through even the worst zombie outbreak.

Duncan W. Derrington
Undersecretary, U.S. Department of Homeland Security